Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users –...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...