What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Recently seen
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Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...