Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.