If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...