Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...