Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
For Atlanta Falcon Fans!
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his...