What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
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A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
International airline
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Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
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Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...