When to slap a midget?
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Old maid’s burglar
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Two plus two is five
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The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Two Tourists
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If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
50-50 relationship
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