Friends
Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...