Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.