A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...