Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Matrimony Tips For Women
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from...