Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...