Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!