The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...