Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...