Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...