if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...