What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...