Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.