Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
The insane conductor
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A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
Recently seen
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Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...