New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...