What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!