Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...