Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...