Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...