Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...