Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...