Programming language acronyms
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A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Top10 things men know about women…
The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:10 9 8 7 6 5 4...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...