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Paint the Porch
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More M & M’s?
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Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
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The Y-Zero-K Problem
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Politically Correct Santa
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Death sentence cleared
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What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
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