Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...