Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...