I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
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Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Musician jokes
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Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Halloween handouts
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Explaining his claim
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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.