Arriving in Heaven
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OLD NEVER DIES 7
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Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
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How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...