Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Clean Humor
|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time....
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...