OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.