Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...