I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
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The system crash song
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How do you spot a modern spider?
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The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
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A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Landing at a hidden military base
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Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
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