The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...