More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...