Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
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Airplanes running operating systems
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Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....