He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...