Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...