Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...