Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...