Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...