The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...