Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
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John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...