Emacs acronyms
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What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...