OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...