Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.